Versicals Poems Fly With Us Arrived at the airport a little too late
The voice at the check-in said ! you'll have to wait
Maybe six hours or all through the night
If you are lucky, to catch your next flight
Then at long last, I boarded the plane
Unfortunately, it was heading for Spain
I caused a commotion,they called the police
They bundled me onto a plane into Greece
This is crazy! you've got it all wrong
Before I knew it, I was off to Hong Kong
Protesting loudly! can' t take this much longer
Ah! you want plane to take you to Tonga ?
Please! please! I want to go home
Ah! me understand now, you flying to Rome
The Pope intervened, take my plane I've just bought
It will return you, back to your airport
Welcome Sir, we've now sorted your flight
Enjoy your ten minutes on .... the Isle of Wight .
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