Guest Poems

Rudy The Christmas Deer

Santa said to Rudy
must you be so moody
and that nose of yours
with the bright red glow
it shines because
you drink too much you know
but you have nice legs
I must tell you true
I have something I
must ask of you
you know you're one
of the realy good sports
would you please guide
my sleigh in shorts?





Title: Halloween

Halloween is coming
I hate that terrible night
the children in their costumnes
fill me full of fright
when I hear them knocking
I hate to open the door
their little voices give me chills
til I can't take it anymore
when the clock strikes midnight
it's such a wonderful sign
by the way did I introduce myself
my name is Frankenstein.

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